When you are waiting for the cable guy, you get pissed offWhen...

When you are waiting for the cable guy, you get pissed off

When you get pissed off, you join a gang

When you join a gang, you tattoo “Hard To Kill” on your Chest

When you tattoo “Hard To Kill” on your chest, rival gang members want to see how hard it is to kill you

When rival gang members want to see how “Hard To Kill” you are, you get stabbed in the face