Pardon My Hardon: Places to Shoot Cum or Jerk Off

All Over the Floor: Sometimes you just don’t give a damn

Onto a piece of clothing or a towel: Neater and easier to clean up

Into a Horn: Huh?

In Front of a Girl: It’s cool if a girl seems fascinated by your spurting dick


While Watching Porn: No explanation needed. :)


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